ivlostmymind: Christmas- lets get fuckin’ pissed Easter- lets get fuckin’ pissed Australia day- lets get fuckin’ pissed Birthdays- lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team looses- lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team wins- Lets get fuckin’pissed Anzac day- pay your respects cunt
The best way to disown a family member - Thor...
Thor: Loki is my brother!
Black Widow: He has killed 80 people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
Someone is flirting with the person I like
Siegfried: “I wield Soul Calibur. You cannot defeat this power.” Nightmare: “I wield Soul Edge. I am Hell itself in true form.” Algol: “Bitch, please. I created Soul Calibur! And as for Soul Edge, didn’t you watch the SCIV opening? I stopped that shit with my bare hands!”